IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.

And you would tell them you are adding a battery why? I mean, after the tiles are up and inspected, throwing a couple of NiCad AAA’s in the basement (or a Powerwall) does not really need to be common knowledge, does it?

Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for

Dang that video was a Thriller!

It’s hard to see when your head is in this position.

Huracan good. Hurricane bad.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I think you just hand out invites that say,

Mustang owners, please ignore this post.

Water cooled 2/10 would not date

I bet subconsciously it was a very pleasant distration to talk about something other than the incident with a terror suspect. Well done.

Ecclestone will remain until all his horcruxes are destroyed.

Read the article.

I think italicizing the “could” would help. Your wording is correct, but I guess people would have to guess at the implied inflection.

I can’t believe I watched the whole thing.

I would have it painted like the complaining neighbor’s house so if they complained, they would be complaining about the look of their own home.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

German vehicle with SS moniker - what POSSIBLY could go wrong?

Good list. Missing a few tho: