But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

Damn that’s nice!

Stupid sexy Saab Flanders

COTD

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

It is a niche that exists though. They have these microcars in Europe. They are terrifying. There was a post with the crash test from and the seatbelt just snapped. I can find the video right now, but it was similar to this:

You could team up with a detective whose surname is Void, merely for the title of your crime busting series.

Its a Vin Code Lengthener for when you get into a Wreck and don’t want to have to explain to everyone why you have about 7 digits instead of about 100.

“IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN”

Why bother? Some broad gets on there with a staticky sweater and *boom* ‘oh the humanity, waaaaaaa’!!

The R.S.S. Floating Environmental Evaluation Device.

Godspeed, DT.

I feel like painting fake tunnels on brick walls is an acceptable way to filter out people who should not have a driver’s license. Every city should have at least 6 of these.

The only reason this was invented:

Well done, Sir!

Audi, Porsche, Toyota, and Peugeot might disagree.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again,

Careful, I believe the only true way to enrage a Canadian is to unfairly disparage Tim Horton’s. Or to walk backwards on the right-hand side of the street on a Thursday in August, that’ll piss ’em right off.

In a dark age, where information is king and global surveillance is invading every facet of our lives, one man stands for peace and privacy everywhere. He’s not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve. Jet Ski Man rises.