These shitting in the wrong place stories...man, I’ve been getting stupid drunk my entire life and I have never shit on a nightstand. Am I doing something wrong?

I stood at the top of the Olympic jump in Park City once (not with skis). I’ve been skiing all my life and that thing would scare the shit out of me.

From the Wednesday morning before the Jets game to kickoff that Sunday afternoon he ate beef and pinto beans and nothing else, not even for breakfast. He drinks only grape juice, water and occasionally tea as a treat.

I believe I could jump 100 feet down a mountain if I BRACE MYSELF properly.

I’ve noticed more and more people using “shit” as an adjective instead of a noun, i.e., “this is shit pizza.” This is fucking stupid and wrong. How do I know that this person isn’t actually eating shit pizza? The phrase should be, “this is shitty pizza.” Why are people doing this? People need to stop doing this.

It’s all the excitement of a relegation battle, but without the dignity or pride.

When two of these teams play, they should switch sides of the court so the teams are shooting at the wrong basket. Then they could play a normal basketball game, except the winner would actually be the loser.

What about the ref who was three feet away?

Tennys anyone??

Y’all need to talk to those ballboys

If only there had been someone there watching the match, we would have witnesses.

Donald Young Jr really likes retweeting Joel Osteen tweets. Just saying.

Bode Miller pretty much spent the entire telecast bemoaning the wind (which picked up after the first few guys) and the way the slalom specialists, who apparently run the federation, stacked the course so that only slalom guys had a chance at winning. It was an interesting look at the politics of the sport, which…

@WhiteHouse: In honor of #BlackHistoryMonth we pay tribute to #JoeBiden for being the 1st @VP to guide and mentor a black president in 2008.

I just can’t believe an American Police Department was publicly criticized without the entire force threatening to walk off the job.

I get it, basketball is the only touchstone to Black culture and history in Boston.

“In honor of #blackhistorymonth the BPD pays tribute to Red Sox legend Tom Yawkey who gave Jackie Robinson his first tryout.”

“For black history month, we once again honor Larry Bird, who was good friends with Magic Johnson, who also played basketball or something.”

‘We will next honor the first white Bostonian to declare he has a lot of of black friends.’

That’s a lot of Ks for someone who pitches to contact