hallelujah. ACON is a low key great tournament at a terrible time. great to see them reschedule.

Also, ACON finally rescheduled to summer starting next year.

Spicer: That never happened. In fact, it was the Spurs players who imitated the gas chamber noises and rocket ma—I mean Son Heung-Min—has a history of making terrorist-like threats to our fans.  Those fans, by the way, sell out our stadium week after week and are the best and least-racist in England. You are racist…

Benefit of the doubt take: He may be referring to the African Cup of Nations which takes place every 2 years and pulls players out of club duty in the middle of the season which can cause some organizational headaches.

Huckabee-Sanders: They were just breathing heavily and something in their eyes. The real racists are those trying to make a big deal out of it.

The same West Ham whose supporters like to mimic gas chamber noises when they play Spurs and made slant eye gestures at Son Heung-Min? Shocked, I tells ya.

Probably all speaking African with each other too.

He’s totally not racist, he just casually throws around the phrase “African race”. What’s the big deal?

Red Panda has to wait for her luggage? I thought she’d be in the Express Lane.

I consider this an act of terrorism of the highest degree. #JusticeForRedPanda

I’m gonna be totally honest, I never even considered that it would be in a bag. I just pictured her carrying around a goddamned seven foot unicycle through the airport.

Could’ve been someone thought it was their ski bag, since they were coming from Denver.

There will doubtless be some of you who will also say that you don’t like sports bars, and love to chill alone at a normal bar on a weeknight quietly watching “the game” while those around you do whatever they’re doing, not bothering you.

Counterpoint: Sports bars are actually awful places to watch sports, and I routinely go to non-sports bars to watch sports in peace and quiet whilst eating food and drinking beer.

Hello, local North Side Chicago resident here.

“everyone at La Graviere was looking for him in between sets”

Absolutely. Brady was going to get drunk and party with hookers the night before the game, but after this? He’s going to do everything he can to win for sure!

Now BB has to change his pregame speech from “We have Tom Brady we don’t have to try to hard.” to something else.

yeah man the pats were totally gonna coast through this game until some dumb columnist brought up the double murderer they used to employ now they’ll probly try.

Orlando City began play in the USL in 2010, so they’ve been around a little longer than three seasons. Before someone takes me up on a technicality, yes, they had to restructure after gaining MLS status, but it’s the same club.