“Everyone knows you only get the flu if your body is made soft by the effects of air conditioning.” - Marchman, probably

You don’t want to know what the Chinese fella put in his competitors Coke.

I’m going to guess you actually had nothing to do with it.

This doesn’t mean that Bruce Arena was wrong not to preemptively cap-tie González when he had the chance.

Every time I get really high I’m like “someone drugged me!” Which is true, because I am someone.

This doesn’t mean that Bruce Arena was wrong not to preemptively cap-tie González when he had the chance.

Thankfully we’ve taken the necessary steps to cap-tie Chris Wondolowski numerous times just to fully insure he doesn’t get away from the USMNT.

Basketball official here - high school, but not college.

Better than a new U2 album.

As of right now this sounds to me like a mental health/substance abuse thing, which means we are owed, and should expect, no explanation.

It would be odd to say that she “appears unharmed,” if in fact she was drugged and assaulted.

That’s not all he did you troglodyte. And FTR I am a Panther fan too. Fuck Jerry Richardson.

And fuck all the Panther fans with their “Thank you Mr. Richardson” bullshit in the replies.

He was just trying to pronounce “Ngakoue.”

Safe to assume he’s actually meaning to point out that 70 percent of the players in the league are black and just getting his words tied?

I’m sure there were some very fine people on both sides of the line of scrimmage.

Are 30 percent of the black players in the league ashamed of their African heritage? Or is it a mixture of shame and neutral feelings?

Probably so, but I bet it has nothing on Billy Haisley’s “Messy Messi” room.

From Neymar transfers and selling more merch than Logan Paul.

This is a move that only makes sense because Coutinho wanted it. There is no good footballing reason to do this move now as opposed to the summer and a lot of reasons not to for both clubs. Liverpool is going to have to splash the cash to get and keep the best but when Barca/Real Madrid (and sometimes Man City) come…