“Best steak sauce - who ya got? Chimichurri, béarnaise, peppercorn, mushroom, winey stuff, etc. So much choice!”

There’s always a comeback of old timey names as people name their kids after their dead grandparents and great grandparents.

My favorite bite of food in the world is forking a piece of medium filet, stabbing a few frites, and dragging it all through Bernaise.

I’m pretty sure putting nukes on the moon would be a violation of at least one treaty prohibiting the militarization of space, which is how we avoided both nuke bearing satellites floating overhead and Reagan’s Star Wars program (aside from the bonkers costs of 1980's lasers in space). But really satellites would be…

Isn’t this literally what the Fantastic Beast movies are? The first one was pure tripe and the next one has Johnny Depp playing Wizard Hitler so I’m not holding my breath on it being much better.

Wow, can’t believe Big Chimichurri got to you.

Really? The Bills routinely sell out a stadium with a 72,000 person capacity, even when the weather is in the single digits....

Well it makes sense, how many Bills fans wind up with crippling medical bills after a typical tailgating session?

So what? Plenty of Poles end with a ‘ski.

because no one truly gives a crap about debating the ninth best team in the country.

Their best wins before today were 2 vs. Memphis. So yeah, checks out, better resume than Alabama.

Dude with one hand was everywhere for UCF. Holy shit man.

Most shots down the middle aren’t at the same height as the goalkeeper’s legs.

There’s still a difference between a well-struck down the middle pen and a poorly struck one, Milivojevic’s shot looked weak.

About 66,829 ways.

Filling segments with science!? This is why ESPN is losing the conservatives.

The fact that announcers and reporters will seemingly NEVER not be amazed that Foxborough is cold and shitty is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

That would be Tyquan Lewis. 

I mean, that’s only true if you ignore the (very alarmingly huge) extent to which Facebook is responsible for Trump getting elected.

The MLS complaint doesn’t make a ton of sense. If the player pool were limited solely to American players, then yes, expansion would dilute the quality, but it’s not, so it doesn’t. Plus, more teams means more youth academies, which means more potential pros coming up in better development environments.