Totally comparable!

Shit man. The coach’s reaction is funny and all, but the Freddy Adu story just makes me sad. He certainly didn’t live up to the Lebron-esque hype, but he was a legit pro player at one point... what the hell happened?

You should see me around mall Santas.

Look at the scoreboard before the pitch and compare that to the score the announcer yells after the hit.

Who among us doesn’t enjoy watching someone be bad at their job. It’s why I tip extra for bad service at restaurants, it’s all part of the experience!

That guy shitting on Joe Thomas of all people is just as dumb as the idiots talking themselves into the Browns winning 6 games.

While I love all of the WYTS columns, it does give credence to some truly awful takes.

I was at that game, actually. I’m not sure how you can give Jones a win when he played 1 possession and left with the game tied.

Hasn’t Deadspin repeatedly shit on Indiana for this exact thing? Gilbert might be one of the top 5 unlikable owners in sports, but what exactly is incorrect about what he said?

No wonder Grilli was so pumped, that victory kept the Rangers 2 games above Soupcrusher’s “garbage” designation! Unfortunately for Rangers fans they’re still 10 games below “meh”.

Everyone knows that population determines who is good and who is bad. That’s why India and China dominate the World Cup every year and Uruguay has never produced any decent players.

Shouldn’t a tech have been called against the Russian player who touched the ball out of bounds when Spain was supposed to be inbounding the ball?Or does Spain lose possession for not inbounding the ball within the allotted time, before the Russian player touches it? That would then allow for the back court violation…

Also, this is 488 words about a guy walking back an Instagram post.

He could pull a Bogut and play 1 minute as a Cav and it would all be worth it for the Bulls fans’ reactions.

Billy being against VAR is the most convincing argument in its favor that you will ever read.

Another question for which Gyasi is the only answer: “Is it possible for a player to have a second touch worse than their first?”

I’m guessing his obligatory contrarian take will be something along the lines of “FIFA corruption is actually good,” Even Jack Warner will call it a bit much.

Still prefer this:

I’m not scrolling through the guy’s feed, but it seems like he was just offering sincere opinions on a player to his 300 followers. Since when is that trolling someone?

What Bregman did is certainly lamer.