Thank you for making this story a teensy bit less sad.

god damn nailed it. lol well done.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

There are lots of people who are against culling social network lists, and even those who regularly prune other networks often don't prune Facebook. Because Facebook has become a place where you can predictably find the olds in your life, I think that many people have come to accept that it's the place you don't…

Hey, that's an awesome job of judging the fuck out of people for being extroverted you've done there. Keep up the good work, you sanctimonious asshole!

Naturally skinny person here. Some of us are naturally skinny. Therefore I would never write a book or blog or anything on "How to stay fit" or write something to the effect of "I am thin, why aren't you?". It's like a person born wealthy writing a book on "How to Succeed in life". This woman is an asshole and…

For the record my excuse is that spaghetti sandwiches are delicious.

Human beings are funny. We have a tendency to believe (as a whole, not every individual) that whatever our life circumstances might be is the norm. Especially when we have friends or family who reinforce this concept. I.e. If I think medium-rare steak is delicious people who like well-done are just fucking stupid. …

Cacique is a really popular rum in Costa Rica, but that's not important right now.

Speaking as a runner, the key is that anything is better than nothing. I don't care if you're running, walking, cycling, rollerblading, playing soccer, taking aerobics classes or any of the other multitude of activities. Just get your blood pumping somehow for your health. The best activity for your health is the one…

Use a straw to drink any soda/pop