In Phil not Phil’s defense, David Lynch failed pretty hard at words there.

Fuck you. My sister has BPD and while there have been times in her past when it’s been rough to be around her, she’s currently stable and a wonderful sister, wife, and mother. She doesn’t need your fucked up stigma.

Tell us more about how sucking up to a rich dude with thin skin makes you feel.

My uncle is a dedicated hopper, like lived in Fairfield for 20 years dedicated, and this sounds accurate. 

You should definitely sue yourself for being bad at analogies.

Why can’t you just be chill about words that indicate the expectation? The amount of indignation people gin up about this just feels so childish to me. It’s food. Calm down.

How the fuck do you make vegan corn on the cob? And don’t tell me with olive oil because no.

It’s almost as if when you give birth there’s no wizard who flies into the room and zaps cooking skills into you or something. Like people, even moms, are all individuals with different interests and talents, and rolling them all into one generic group is lazy.

Because you’re throwing a tantrum about it.

The pedophile stuff came later, but wasn’t it a well known fact that Jared was a skeez almost immediately?

How is an equal distribution of household tasks based on preferences not a feminist ideal. My dad cooked because he liked to and could cook. My mom did all the laundry because folding sheets while she watched the News Hour was how she liked to unwind after work. It worked out.

I don’t see anyone getting angry, just pointing out that this article gets a lot of things extremely wrong.

My mom IS the picky eater whose limited tastes you have to plan around in preparing a meal.

This is really going to strain Jeopardy!’s “no stories about your cats” policy.

Buck up, crybaby.

Do you update your age multiple times a week? Because that’s weird.

The Darden Restaurant Group and ‘hip’ are orthogonal product. The interviewer will be a doughy guy in his early 30s with an MBA from a second-tier state school who’s starting to work on his combover game and thinks he’s still cool because he got halfway through Lemonade before he turned it off.

Right, which is why I call meal kits cooking with training wheels on. It’s a good intro on the act of cooking itself, but, at a certain, point, you have to learn how to do all the ancillary aspects of cooking, things like planning, efficient shopping. 

Kinja is slightly more completely non-functional than usual, yes.

Not gonna lie, the part of me that upsets me the most is that Tarantino totally wouldn’t get why Gandalf would never touch the Ring.