The Death Scream of Grass is my third favorite Harlan Ellison novella.

I’m pretty okay with someone being excited enough that they made a little kid happy that they want to tell Twitter about it. We should all share good feelings.

Bledel is reportedly very excited about doing a project that takes place in a world where she’s allowed to wear pants.

“Just because Wolf catered to your hate of Trump doesn’t mean that’s good. The “jokes” were ham-fisted and not clever of the ones I’ve seen.”

You mean the media that immediately ran to Twitter to make sure everyone knew they thought Michelle Wolf was a bad woman whose jokes are not funny? That media? Did you read literally anything at all about what happened before you decided to be upset about it?

30 years. The WHCD used to be more like a very expensive Elk’s Lodge banquet.

Last time Trump got made fun of at a WHCD he responded by sitting there stewing in silent rage, not talking smack back. He might have thrown a tantrum, which yes, would have been a bad look for him,but the idea that he could have punched back is silly. He’s not smart or articulate enough to do so.

Netflix can be weird sometimes. For some reason it thinks my roommate wants to watch the Voltron reboot, and only that, dubbed in German. He can fix the settings but, when a new episode starts, it’s back to German.

I clicked out of that Dunkaccino thing like halfway through, but I guess if I were in a situation where I was forced to watch Jack & Jill and then partway through that happened I’d think “fine, I’ll accept this as an interlude.”

I was toasting discs of Parmesan to top a salad. Not sure what happened, but I turned around and there was a wall of flame inside the toaster oven. I somehow stayed calm, yanked the plug out of the wall, and just sat there watching until the fire suffocated itself.

There’s only one person here who seems so angry they forgot how capitalization and punctuation work. And it’s... you.

The next time monkeyboy knows what he’s currently whinging about will be the first.

Did everyone not assume it was basically going to be a rice pilaf? Cause that’s what I assumed.

ctrl-f “traitor”

My mom will sit in the car in searing heat rather than go into the grocery store.

Coffee stands in grocery stores was the worst hit to my productivity ever because I let myself just browse for as long as it takes me to finish my cup.

In terms of utility and necessity, yes, but at least this is bad idea is designed to eliminate waste instead of creating additional waste.

I refer to my diet as “primarily vegetarian,” but sure, this works, too.

From the article you clearly didn’t read:

If you said that to Ramsay he’d squint at you and ask you what kind of idiotic gibberish you were boring him with.