Wait, I thought Fremulon was an insurance company.

Nick Offerman is also the hero America doesn’t deserve.

Pictured above: concept art for Final Fantasy XVI.

Ken Tremendous is the hero America doesn’t deserve.

trying and failing is the thing ghost of easy e is best at.

On Saturday mornings I work with a class that teaches green card holders what they need to know to be citizens. The guy who runs the class is an older white guy whose politics could best be described as libertarian-ish. I roll my eyes at a lot of the things he says, but, at the end of the day, he’s a 70-year-old…

Dude I know on another site, who had to interact with him when he was a in the Florida legislature, insists he really just is that stupid.

Honestly, when I made this post I knew there was a 50% chance I was wrong about it being ‘Fortunate Son’ and that I didn’t actually remember anything about that game.

Counterpoint: one summer I lived with a dude who had a 360 but didn’t buy games, he just used GameFly. At one point Call of Duty: Black Ops was in the house and I was like “y’know what, I guess I’ll find out what a Call of Duty game is like.”

Yeah, but people who are super-pedantic about this specific point generally turn out to have gross intentions.

I’m a teacher. I call 15 year-olds children all the time. Because they are children.

Who... is defending Jared from Subway? Who cares enough about Jared from Subway to defend him? Seriously, if there are people doing that, I want to know who they are, because that’s insane.

When I lived in College Park, MD, there was this vegan restaurant that opened. First time I went I was really disappointed to realize it was pretty much all meat substitutes, rather than more interesting stuff, but I was like “screw it, I’m here, I’ll try the black bean burger.” It was really really good. Good enough…

Lean ground beef works in a lot of situations, but, there are certain additives, like shredded cheese, where you need the fat to hold it together on the griddle.

Hey guys, let’s all not be funny together!

My roommate listens to random comedy stuff through some streaming service while he cleans, so I heard the bit he got heckled for and it was worse than I had imagined. There’s not even really any jokes, it’s just him talking about how women who dress revealingly shouldn’t be surprised when they get raped.

She cook an egg with a spoon! Amelie!

“ Sounds like someone’s mom in Toledo”

jeen-koh

This is just making me sad that we’re not getting a second season of Class.