Cardinals fans, amiright?

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

I’ve thought about that too especially since the wild card winners also celebrate. That said, fuck it. It’s a long ass season and a massive grind.

“I have a gift basket delivery for a Sandy Alderson.”

I thought Derek Jeter retired last season.

Yeah, the worst-case scenario is him limping through the season, and killing his long-term career prospects so that the Bills can miss the playoffs at 7-9 instead of 6-10.

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Finally, the coveted lipless weirdo demographic.

He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.

If there is anything better in life than a three-run walk-off homer in the eleventh inning when your broken-down, half-a-team is fighting like hell to stay in it, I haven’t experienced it yet. #lgm

So this conversation is pretty much settled then, huh? We can all agree that your comment was dumb and move on with our nights?

I’ve seen these guys before:

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

The robber probably assumed Rob’s famously porous defense was due to a lack of bodyguards.

Especially when Bill O’ Reilly wants to remind you that they were “Well fed and given lodging”.

“I’m just glad to be back in the game of football”

Dicks out for Koko :(

go to jail ;P

What would really make Twitter great is if someone on there could make a joke about that gorilla at that zoo who was shot a few months ago. Has anyone done this yet?