Not all heros wear capes.

Mmmm pie.

The fact I haven’t seen this movie yet angers me.

Science has yet to develop a way to measure the pretension present in a Rooney - Phoenix coupling.

That’s beautiful man.

Well I think it has been established that Elliot is a fucking douche. Which is obviously not suspendable in the NFL.

I blame Trump.

What about thier first round draft pic that looks like Elway’s secret basement brother who found and ate a box of steriods. 50/50 he suplexes a ref during a game this season.

Fiona is the hippo I most want to have a beer with. When she’s legal and all of course.

Get downnnnnn, sound of the funky drummer

I like where you’re going with this.

That tour was amazing.

Triangle guy runs tight routes.

Come for the food, stay for the racial strife.

If the NFL loses it’s suburban Maryland talent pipeline they are dooomed.

I came to say this. Fuck people are pahtetic.

Better to “accidentally” miss low and catch him full in the throat. Sorry your honor I mist have slipped.

I long for fuck you money.

How can you right about scorts if you have never played scorts.

I don’t believe that for a second.