My brother knows a guy who sits on the White Sox board and he said that as long as Jerry Reinsdorf is part of the organization he will never commit to a rebuild since he’s so desperate for one more title. Not that it matters though cause even if we got a ton of prospects for Sale and Quintana, Ken Williams and Rick…

Alternate headline. Seriously, it’s been hard as fuck to be a Sox fans. There’s very little to cheer for, nothing really hopeful on the horizon (Renteria = meh) and an organization that is just spinning its wheels in every fucking aspect.

Here’s the thing, Barry, the White Sox ARE dumb. Us White Sox fans are not surprised at all by this and expect that it will only get worse. Good news is that we don’t have any more good prospects to trade for superstars that are 5 years past their prime.

Does anyone else think it’s really depressing that the team is going through all this embarrassment to defray less than half the cost of Alex Avila’s salary?

...it seems weird that a mortgage company’s logo is an upside-down house

I’ll bet you a shiny quarter arewemenoramidevo has never been to a Chicago improv show.

You should always reply “No” to Paula Deen’s orgies, no matter how delicious the hors d’oeuvres.

As other have noted, the date on the “prescription” is 2013, so it’s likely that he’s been recycling this stupid shit for literal years.

‘Why does comedy have to be tragedy plus time? Can’t it just be ongoing tragedy?’

Aside from the “take home” part, this reminds me a great deal of improv comedy in Chicago.

There are literally infinite possibilities for costumes. I mean holy fuck, we need to Make America Original Again.

On the other hand, it would be so helpful to all of us if rapey guys advertised their rapiness this clearly.

Future FC Miami MLS Fusion head coach material right there.

I love the studio crew look. It is like cutting back to what you imagine the local radio shock jocks look like.

A tie and some unprovoked hooliganism instantly made American football popular in England.

Dan Snyder, bringing press intimidation, and battery, to Europe’s uptight audiences and journalists alike.

Not sure how Wyllie still has a job.

I love the studio guys showing that classic German lightheartedness and sense of humor

does the PR guy know how PRing works?

Wyllie just doing his job making sure no one is offended.