Before the game, Pete Rose predicted Schwarber would strike out three times. Not sure how much Rose is in the hole for that now,

Stuffed full of rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers… and…

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

She’s like Bertha in Jane Eyre, locked away in the attic.

A Potemkin Village for the 21st Century.

Tonight is Game 2. Cleveland leads the series by 1 game. They won by 6. The telephone area code for Cleveland is 216. You can’t explain that!

True, but putting velvet ropes around your parked lambo is indeed perfect.

a good guy that’s living life the way he wants. He also is rich and sounds fun. I mean isn’t that what most of us aspire to be?

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

Its nice to hear especially after getting bombarded with the details of Josh Brown. I like that he goes to his offensive linemens kids birthday parties, he seems like a genuine good guy.

First you have to get past the ropes.

Then why do you see random Sox hats on like... Sudanese pirates? I think they have plenty of global appeal.

Both embody Chicago. With the Cubs you forgot suburbanites who call four square blocks of bars “the city,” but with the White Sox you forgot the virulent racism/homophobia and babyrage inferiority complex. Chicago sports fans embody a rich tapestry of shitty humans, no need to pick one in front of the other

I think a truer statement is that not all Chicagoans are White Sox fans but all White Sox fans are Chicagoans. There’s no out of town Sox fans.

‘Hey wait that’s not tr....shit.’

Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

No he isn’t. He’s Austrian.

and it’s a tie game?

So out of curiousity, what happens if Game 7 ends in a rainout after the 7th inning and it’s a tie game? Because I feel with these two franchises that’s a definite possibility.