Hopefully he deleted his Reddit history before the accident.

“Have you guys not heard?”

RIP. I think there should be a moment of silence in honor of Dennis tomorrow at every NFL game. He defined inspirational.

fucking haisley man.

At what point in this video does a freak out happen?

Is there a part 2 of this video where the freak out occurs?

“I want a million dollars.”

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

It’s even harder to believe that people still want to vote for him (cough cough dad cough cough).

You mean, “Who are Jabronis?”, I believe.

You mean “jabronois.”

“Are you proud of your carving? This is... not the toilet of your home.”

It’s his prerogative. Or something .....

I think it was when he realized that he couldn’t mount a credible campaign against Bush in 2004, and by 2008, it was too late to try to parlay his “America’s Mayor”schtick into the Presidency. He’s been a bitter old crab ever since.

His remains will be a skull, some ribs, and 9-11

That’s a clown statement Bro

Players born in foreign countries to American parents are just as American as anyone born within the country.

Why are you being such a dick about this? She just wants to shut down using dual nationals until she can figure out what’s going on.

“I went one step better and left behind unused ones.” - Shawn Kemp

I’m sure at least one paternity suit has started with a groupie and a used dome fished out of the trash.