Because ever since they got the NBA rights, ESPN hasn’t wanted to talk about anything but basketball.

Praying? You mean colluding.

FOR HARAMBE!

#RIPInPeace

Yeah, but “having that take” in a gorilla suit...?

True to form, Chicago’s terrible turf brought him down... torn MCL, out for the season.

Bears immediately signed him to the practice squad.

“New mascot idea!”

Good. Yes. Exactly what Chicago needs. Thank you sir.

Racists, Lions and Bears, oh my....

I for one salute his pro-Harambe activism.

Well done.

We stole it fair and square!

I get where you’re coming from, but FSU actually did reach out to the Seminole tribe and they work with them.

It’ll be a cold day in Hell before I recognize North North Dakota.

No. It was the same year as East Virginia and Used Mexico.

When did East Carolina even become a state?

When will school administrations and faculty get more liberal?!?!

There sure are a lot of Carolinas.