I mean, maybe this is the wrong way to look way to look at it, but I’m kind of happy that he didn’t actually quit the show in a blaze of hatred, and that at the very least he wasn’t a hypocritical asshole.

This is a rude post.

Right, its the fault of the police that his parents are gigantic pieces of shit.

Believe it or not, there was a fruitful discussion between the owners of both clubs. Both were seen discussing new and inventive ways of fleecing the public.

It really sounded like he was pleased to be interrupted.

Isn’t Detroit the worst thing to happen to Detroit?

Hey hey hey, let’s not forget about the Chrysler 200.

Sounds like you’re the winner, my friend

“(sigh) Yeah, gotta agree.”

Kid Rock is the worst thing to ever happen to Detroit and you can’t convince me otherwise.

My ex-wife went to this concert.

Impressive. Usually they need Chris Sale for good K/9.

Barney made 11 consecutive dog days before he got too old to climb the stairs last year.

My dog is one lazy bastard. But he is also good.

This marks the most dog shit in [name of park] since [bad player commenter well-versed in sports would reference] was traded to [that other team].

Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?

If he weren’t knocking them down on the rugby field, he’d just be knocking them down and taking their lunch money in the hallway.

He’s in a hurry because the wife and kids are waiting in the car.

He's like Nelson Muntz going out of his way to smash kids who were not even a threat. God bless this child.

The hair helmet.