That’s Florida.

Locked in or ‘roided up?

And this doesn’t even address the rapey stuff.

Great news for Jen! She can finally be happy again!

Mexicans! Amirite?!?!

Go start your own website. Call it The Pigskin. Problem solved bitch. #liveinthesolution

You should read about some of the crazy Shit the Mormons have done. And the extreme Mormons are nasty.

Hamilton Nolan on Deadspin...why do I get the feeling he is going to get a wedgie and stuffed in a locker?

If you don’t want to get shot.

She was walking with a gangster who was the intended target. Maybe don’t hang out with gangsters.

People have been talking about it. Maybe you haven’t been listening.

As much as I don’t want to agree with your comment I think I agree with your comment.

Nobody likes you Shammy.

I’m surprised it wasn’t kawasaki syndrome... it’s always kawasaki syndrome.

Are centaur tears as magical as unicorn tears?

Sizzling.

Relax...calm down.

Casual conversation? Just say “my disabled brother was called that growing up.” That usually shames the person.

Great piece. It is no longer part of my vocabulary and my kid was raised not to say it.

You know his nickname will be Chubbs, Flounder or Rusty.