Guys...talk...about everything. Today’s lunch conversation? Best pregnancy positions for your wife. Helps when 3 of the 6 at the table have one on the way and 2 of the others have multiple.

I don’t understand how this is a gender thing. Myself and all my male friends shave there too.

Holy shit, is that short-sighted. Conservation efforts aren’t just moral crusades; there are tangible consequences to extinctions changing the dynamics of our ecosystems. Assuming that we won’t regret any of the various changes we’ve set in motion is to be willfully naive.

I move that we place SimplyTron on a 5 meter piece of drift ice in the middle of the Chukchi Sea for the rest of the summer to think about who decides who gets to “cut it” as climate change plays out.

No. Apple actually had patents and this guy never got a patent. In addition, Apple’s claim wasn’t for “rectangular and has a screen.” Apples’s claim was for a specific design that Samsung copied almost exactly, as shown by these before and after pictures:

Difference is Apple won because of internal memos from Samsung specifically stating that they need to create a device exactly like the iPhone. They had a point by point on how to make a copy of the iPhone. And their first phones and tablets were literally identical in shape and dimension.

I’m sure he’s represented by the finest magical dragons only he can see.

Didn’t Apple win a very large lawsuit against Samsung for this reason?

It was also said in the original post. Do you just read comments and say stupid shit?

Filed to: YEAH...NO

Patent Examiner/ former Patent Attorney here: One day back at the firm, my managing partner called me into his office to let him know that someone had called him about filing a patent. This person had (sigh) been on a “vision quest” with a shaman, and taken hallucinogens which (sigh) caused him to travel forward in…

agreed! catching pictures of sleeping sharks is almost trivially easy.

If someone doesn’t cast them both in a buddy-cop movie called Wong Turn at some point, that’s a crying shame.