James May can rock the fuck out of that mustache

My farts are exquisite. Robust, even.

when it sounds like a demon's bellowing farts

"BC" cycles through your dashboard display. Not that a BMW driver ever uses his turn signals, of course.

Amazing. AMG's engines have the most evil sound on the market.

I'm exploring you as a lovely person

Have you ever seen a Countach being driven in anger on track, you know, without crashing or exploding or anything? Well, take a look at this.

A TV station?

Hah, good ad. Good hashtag too, though I suspect nobody but Jag would use it. Every piece of media I see with hashtags attached to them just seem so forced.

I was at my company's christmas party. The dress code was formal so I was wearing some nice clothing. After the party ended, I was quite wasted so I called a cab.

Will have to agree to disagree. With the right colour combo, I love the two tone more.

I hear you. Gonna have to agree to disagree though. I really love the two tone

How's it not good enough? It's a two tone paintjob; exactly what the title is asking for

Modern two tone can look good

edit: nvm, already posted

Why not both?

Fiat 124

I COULD TOTALLY DRIVE IT I JUST DON'T WANT TO