As long as that "related stories" thing is relocated, I'll take it.

"The penalty for not completing a daily R.A.C. is death"

I like this one myself

"In Ontario on the freeways the speed limit is an annoying 62 MPH."

"Aaron was great with anything we gave him to drive and he could drive anything. I am so extremely thankful when I have an actor that can drive a stick shift. It’s almost a lost art.”

fuck y'all for using such a delicious looking photo of toast

Pop the hood, cross your arms, look down at the engine and slowly nod while staring intently

Goddamn Audi makes a stylish wagon

Aside from what you already mentioned, a bigger wing (though not as big as the current impreza STi), functional and tasteful hood scoop, lower ride height, bigger exhaust pipes (not like the current small ones in larger openings)

Ridged. For his pleasure.

This is basically you

dakar yellow is a great colour that I wish more buyers took advantage of. I'm more partial to Estoril Blue myself though.

The markup those guys put is cruel :(

Almost forgot...Volvo 1800

Disregard my post. I was confusing the side moldings with the bumpers for some reason. Complete brain fart.

Oh god. Sorry. Brain fart. I don't know why I forgot what a molding was.

disregard, I suck.

Gonna have to agree to disagree. If the side skirts were black, I'd like it, but I'd want the bumpers body colour.

E36 M3 Lightweight

Championship white with a red badge. Can't beat it