For sure city water tastes like hot dog shit. We have been on a well for the last 10 years in a rural area, and you can definitely smell and taste the difference in city water. The chlorine smell and shit taste is palpable in city water. In desert areas, it’s even worse (Vegas). Our well water may be a a little hard,…

I would love to see what happens when an Uber driver gets into an accident. Yes, I realize that they are covered by a bullshit Uber insurance policy. But, what most people don’t realize, is Uber drivers are using their vehicles for commercial purposes. If you carry regular insurance and not a commerical package…

I am credit card points whore. I pay regular bills and daily expenses on Starwoods, Delta Platinum for flights and checked bags (companion ticket is awesome), IHG for my work hotel stays, SPG for wife work stays, and regular Platinum card for vacations. Amex FHR is amazing, and Platinum concierge is genuinely helpful…

I am credit card points whore. I pay regular bills and daily expenses on Starwoods, Delta Platinum for flights and…

My favorite is the misleading headlines/articles saying it is used for cancer and AIDS treatment, when in reality it is used for toxoplasmosis.

I know I am, buddy. I just bought 20 Hue bulbs/Lightstrip and 2 Google Home Minis and 1 Google Home, and it’s about the best thing ever. It’s a real mofo to turn all the lights to different colors/on/off/dim from the app all the time, so I just strategically placed the speakers to do it for me. Plus for someone that…

People that live in these places are hilarious to talk to. We just recently spent 8 days in San Francisco on vacation. Every person I talked to works in tech, makes a lot of money, and is still broke. Heard one guy that works at Salesforce complaining about the cost of living, so I chatted him up. His response to all…

This a perfect example of the dichotomy between liberal ideology and actual life. Liberals love to fight tooth and nail for “marginalized” groups of people, but buy electronic and other goods made essentially by Chinese slaves with zero thought given.

Got to say, this guy is an idiot for believing the Earth is flat, but strapping yourself into a home-built steam powered rocket to prove your point is pretty badass. Best part: HE’S FUCKING DONE IT BEFORE

It sort of is. They still have to have the authentication code from a military higher-up initiate a missle launch (one time pad type stuff). It wasn’t like some idiot in a Minuteman bunker could turn launch a missle on his own by punching in a bunch of zeros.

Everyone acts like all Trump has to do is press a button and the nukes go flying. There are multiple layers of flavor to a nuclear response. This is precisely why we have so many nukes, because there was a study done that basically said that a little less than 50% of folks would actually be willing to follow through…

Dear EA:

I bet his coversation with his publicist was interesting. George: “How are we going to spin this?”. Pub: “I know. Russians. Retarded liberals think Russia hacked everything in the country.”. George: “Great idea! We even had a Russian on Star Trek; totally plausible that Chekov was the Russian agent who created…

Everyone has to pick a side. This is the problem with America. There is no such thing as nuance in discourse on both sides of the aisle.

Honda Element would beg to differ. I have an 11' I bought new and it has over 272k miles on it now. The amount of crap you can fit inside of it is absolutely staggering, and it’s basically bulletproof. I have never owned a car that has gone so many miles on almost all the original parts (sans power steering pump and…

Are there any articles on Gizmodo that don’t devolve into “OMG Donald Trump”?

It’s not even the issue of the threat to use them. A large portion of their economy is criminal enterprises (counterfeiting, drug manufacture), and I would bet you can add nuclear weapons technology to that list.

I mean slaves, right? Those millions of dollars they get paid really are a great metaphor for picking cotton.

Everyone always complains that the little guy doesn’t have chance against a big corporation, but give the little guy a chance and everyone loses their shit saying the big corporation should have got the job. Their probably doing the same thing AEP of Duke Energy would do: sub that shit out.

It sounds like your a hatin’ ass bitch that wishes you were making that kind of money instead if whining about on Gizmodo. As someone who works in actual disaster areas on a regular basis for my job (I am working Harvey now), you have no idea what it takes to bring all the equipment and materials to bear. They are…

They sure don’t. As someone who actually looked into moving a companies entire business to PR for the Hurricane (roofing company), it is not cheap. We looked for hotels, many of them are semi-permanently closed due to damage sustained from the Hurricane. People look at these big numbers, but they don’t realize that…