Plus Sunny already gave us the best possible version of this story...

*In fact, the two quintessential X-Men arcs from the 90's (Age of Apocalypse and Onslaught) were never adapted outside of a two part episode loosely inspired by AoA.

Or the X-Tinction Agenda.

Imagine a 4 year old kid with ATJ face superimposed/deepfake onto it. If that doesn’t weird enough for you there’s probably an adult fiction about it.

This is distracting from the real issue, which is that according to a credible rumour I’ve heard, Moriarty is the descendant of Sherlock Holmes’ adversary and is continuing the work of his criminal empire.

Fuck, in the parlance of our times, the haters. I saw it tonight, and I enjoyed the shit out of it. Kamala is an ever-spinning dynamo of fun, and the other two bounce off her with aplomb. Plus: cats, cats, cats!

Just saw it. It was a blast.

Iirc, Patty Jenkins was supposed to direct The Dark World, but that fell through and she left Marvel, and so Portman wanted out. But she was contractually obligated to stay. It’s not a huge surprise she’s kind of phoning in her performance a bit.

Benati is phenomenal in everything. 

Can the New Yorker investigate whether Steven Wright ever actually had a pony?

IMO season 4 was the best of the lot, albeit the most traditional in the sense that it’s a fairly straightforward supernatural slasher horror. Not quite as weird or psychological as the other three. But it has the most incident and strong kinetic sequences. 

the fact that folks are upset about a line that is really just there for the ittiest bittiest of context and is not at all the point of the article is just baffling

“Has a single person ever actually seriously considered this as a possibility?”

Using villainous guy to solve crimes against African Americans...it’s Black Blacklist!

Oh no. I was gunna check it out, but movies with voice over narration from the main character are big pet peeve of mine (with a couple of exceptions)

I disagree! I’d put Superstore on par with even The Office’s best seasons.

It already exists, it’s called Superstore. In this one, there’s more balance in the Jim-Pam relationship, as Jim (who looks like Ryan Howard) is a screwup who’s forced to take a menial job at a store and Pam is his superior at work. Dwight is a woman, Stanley is in a wheelchair, Kevin is an Hawaiian woman, etc.

Careful: too much disdain for humanity and you start threatening sixteen year olds with your SA fantasies.

But it averages out, because most people also absolutely don’t have Peacock or give a shit about a John Wick side project involving nobody from John Wick.

i can guarantee you i do not care enough about comments to attempt to bait people into posting them, this was just an error. i would never write something and think ‘tee hee people will be so mad at me personally won’t that be fun to get weird insults and uncharitable attention’ over something as insignificant as an…