After hemorrhaging money from The Flash, Warner Bros could save a little dough by re-releasing Poison Ivy and insisting it’s actually some sort of Multiverse supervillain origin story.

They are BMX bandits, but unfortunately they’re always upstaged by their Angel Summoner partner. 

They got mixed up and were partying all night and rock ‘n rolling during the day.

On the plus side, ChatGPT probably did know that the man’s name is Brooker, not Booker.

If Seacrest shows up at the Live set unannounced demanding he get a free haircut from the crew, we’ll know.

Agreed. This has shades of “John Mulaney’s last appearance on SNL”

Love the show:

I see zero problems with this. The fun thing about Kang is that you can invent a reason for him to be basically anybody, and it can still make sense.

“We have provided the District Attorney with irrefutable evidence that the woman is lying, including video proof showing nothing happened, especially not where she claimed,” Chaudhry stated. “We did this with the explicit promise from the DA that they would not ‘fix’ their case and change it as we proved the woman is…

Well wait, isn’t that kinda what the phrase means? Not specifically “to murder women” but “there are no witches” is kinda baked in there.

https://www.marvel.com/comics/issue/83369/bloodline_daughter_of_blade_2023_1

He and that John Stuart guy are bloody scabs.

By that logic, how long or how many unhoused people should they find before determining the ones out of *that* group are the worst off and “rate” those donuts.

Do you give all your extra money to unhoused people? Jesus Christ what a silly thing to try to police.

It’ll probably blow your tiny little mind to learn that we also support other causes, including helping the unhoused. It’s possible to do more than one thing, it turns out!

“Adam Warlock, Marvel’s best comic book character.”

Unfortunately, ST: Bridge Crew was de-listed by Ubisoft. It was probably due to licensing issues. You can still buy the game on certain platforms, but the chances of any updates are zero :(

He *was* Caligula

Time is the fire in which we burn.

This the right take - who on earth is asking for this?