When one of the children verbally defended Jolie, Pitt lunged at his own child and Jolie grabbed him from behind to stop him. Pitt lunged at his own child and Jolie grabbed him from behind to stop him. To get Jolie off his back, Pitt threw himself backwards into the airplane’s seats injuring Jolie’s back and elbow.…

Reminds me of Pitch Meeting: Morbius

That’s always the gamble you take when playing with somebody else’s trademarked characters. Nobody’s going to bother you (and the original creator might even offer tacit approval) as long as the property’s not particularly commercially viable. But as soon as a corporate exec smells money and “possible brand…

I’d say this is a slight departure from his usual, while the upcoming Fall of the House of Usher will be more in line with the Hauntings and Midnight Mass.

Echoes is reportedly taking place in 2052, when the Ledas would be pushing 70. Even Charlotte would be in her late 40s. I imagine they could contrive a way to use Maslany in the story, but it feels like they deliberately pushed it out far enough to justify her not.

He was a professional football player (Rams practice squad, then UFL) until late 2012, and was cast in the pilot of Ballers in late 2013.

Not only are “Sigourney Weaver,” “Zoe Saldana” and “I think that guy from Pacific Rim” not the character names, the third one wasn’t even correct. I have failed your challenge.

Because HBO Max is wildly unprofitable, and Zaslav refuses to follow the industry standard of treating “subscribers” as a valuable metric. He’s a robot programmed to care about dollars, end of list.

That’s an odd take, considering well over 90% of L&O episodes include the arrest and conviction of a presumed-correct villain.

I’ve called the police twice in my life, both times to report that the contents of my car had been ripped off.

I don’t see any scheduled release outside the Americas at the moment.

So, the top-grossing movie of the weekend sold roughly 100 tickets per theater per day? God, the theater industry as it exists now is so completely fucked.

Man here, this shit cracks me up. 

It’s for me. You’re welcome, everybody.

Alternatively—his exaggerated “why don’t you do all the talking while I read books on feminism” behavior is just an act that he knows gets him laid, and as soon as he had to deal with her outside the context of “dolled up and perfect,” y’know the “real life” part of things, he bailed immediately. He’s just another…

Got it. Now if we just had a block button in Kinja. Or, like, a million other features.

I’ve only got Flag and Follow, no Dismiss.

Nobody here is “defending honor” they’re “calling you a piece of shit.”

It probably doesn’t help much if you’re the one the chuds have decided to loudly target.

I’ve been re-watching The X-Files recently, and been going through the AVClub retrospective reviews of the show as I go along. This site used to be so wonderful. Now I just pop it open for press releases like it’s Variety.