I’d say this is a slight departure from his usual, while the upcoming Fall of the House of Usher will be more in line with the Hauntings and Midnight Mass.

He was a professional football player (Rams practice squad, then UFL) until late 2012, and was cast in the pilot of Ballers in late 2013.

Not only are “Sigourney Weaver,” “Zoe Saldana” and “I think that guy from Pacific Rim” not the character names, the third one wasn’t even correct. I have failed your challenge.

Because HBO Max is wildly unprofitable, and Zaslav refuses to follow the industry standard of treating “subscribers” as a valuable metric. He’s a robot programmed to care about dollars, end of list.

That’s an odd take, considering well over 90% of L&O episodes include the arrest and conviction of a presumed-correct villain.

I’ve called the police twice in my life, both times to report that the contents of my car had been ripped off.

I don’t see any scheduled release outside the Americas at the moment.

So, the top-grossing movie of the weekend sold roughly 100 tickets per theater per day? God, the theater industry as it exists now is so completely fucked.

Man here, this shit cracks me up. 

It’s for me. You’re welcome, everybody.

Alternatively—his exaggerated “why don’t you do all the talking while I read books on feminism” behavior is just an act that he knows gets him laid, and as soon as he had to deal with her outside the context of “dolled up and perfect,” y’know the “real life” part of things, he bailed immediately. He’s just another…

Got it. Now if we just had a block button in Kinja. Or, like, a million other features.

I’ve only got Flag and Follow, no Dismiss.

Nobody here is “defending honor” they’re “calling you a piece of shit.”

It probably doesn’t help much if you’re the one the chuds have decided to loudly target.

It’s a Stonehenge arch that can move around. A Stonjourner.

Step 1: Recognize that gender and sex are different

So, the 2014 film adaptation made so little impact that it doesn’t even warrant a mention in this press release article about the new adaptation?

Presumably explained off-camera following Guillermo’s massacre of the Vampiric Council at the end of season 2.

You were never into somebody bad for you when you were 16?