So long and thanks for all the tips!

It’s the purse that allows you make the Kroger run in 12 parsecs.

I love Marc Maron, but this was not exactly a great moment for Maron or Lifehacker...

I love Maron. A little surprised he was so inarticulate about his process, however he is very much an “in the moment” kind of performer. It almost feels as if he’s afraid that by breaking down and articulating his process, he’ll lose his mojo.

This attitude — that hundreds of thousands of people can Adblock at all times with no meaningful threat to the continuing existence of quality content — is one of the most destructive ideas on the web today.

I remember reading a story about a woman who kept bees somewhere around NYC. One day, she got a shock when she checked the frames and found that the honey was bright red. She was very worried until she discovered that the bees had discovered a maraschino cherry factory. Red syrup was leaking out of some of their…

I’m high functioning on the spectrum and I’m tired of it as being an excuse for asshole behavior.

It figures that the food pointer was a lawyer. You’d never see a monogrammed thermos salesman pull that shit.

I’m laughing because as a librarian, this does not shock me.

What is it with strange customers and soup? I never thought I’d have a story to contribute here because I’m a bookseller, but it turns out I’ve got one for you.

I'm from Jalopnik but I come over here just for BCO every week. Love this stuff.

What is this “extra” Halloween candy you speak of?

All I want in the world is for RedTube to sue Google for unfairly promoting its own products in search results. I don’t think that’s good or right, but it would be very entertaining.

We did this for three years, and it works

If you really want to know a person at their core. Give them a computer with the equivalent of 14.4k modem speeds and sit back and watch the horror and rage.

Don’t take this to school, it will be mistaken for a Bomb Detonator...

I had my daughter read the draft of this post before it went up, as I usually have her do when she’s mentioned in my writing. She thinks the article’s fine but would like to add that she really did brush her teeth and try to sleep in those instances. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[W]e mean stop holding on to things you hope you’ll use one day

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

I know people who swear they have a plan for decluttering. They wrote it all down on a piece of paper. They just have to find it, is all.