I would love to hear from new(er) parents on how they maintain a morning routine with kids. I was doing great for close to a year, my daughter was born and I haven’t been able to find any sort of center when it comes to a morning routine. I try waking up just a little earlier so I can get some…

Sweetened condensed milk is one of the foods of the gods!!!!!

Even if you leave your shoes at the door, how do you feel about walking on your desk, or over it

It’s not a purse. It’s called a satchel!

Holy crap, you’re right...that’s weird!

We should have a How I Work month with all previous Lifehacker writers :-)

The iridescent shade of incomprehensible hues that escape the imaginations of mortal men.

Orange. For sure. Though I don’t think I’d ever wear anything orange.

I wish this weren’t as accurate as it is. I don’t know about you, but there’s nothing here that’s a joke for me. I’ve had days where I’ve already had a couple of bombs over the last few weeks and I need to come up with an idea and it just doesn’t happen and my girlfriend finds me in a puddle on the floor.

Depends on the day! Some days, they just come, like a bolt from the idea-clouds. Other days, it requires long walks, repeated Googling, smacking your head into the wall, crying, and the occasional mental breakdown.

Don’t put that shit on me I cannot update every post and now you’ve heightened everyone’s expectations

I never expected Thorin to be this fancy.

Clap clap clap. Perfect explanation.

Tidal is great, you just need high quality headphones like Beats to truly appreciate it.

I use Todoist daily but these videos always grind on my nerves a bit. It’s not just Todoist either, all tech companies do this. Everyone looks like a model and we all apparently work in designer offices while wearing outfits that coordinate perfectly.

“The last place anyone will ever look.”

...Well do you?? ;)

I have to share one weird story. One time there was a guy ranting about the end of the world or whatever, par for the course friendo. But I accidentally made eye contact from across the subway car. And he pointed at me and said “He knows us better than we know ourselves.” And that weirded me out.