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I’m actually in your house right now O_o

But what if a “hack writer” is his “authentic self?” Don’t step on his creativity, man! Let Thorin be who Thorin IS! :P

This is just genius. I imagine the discoverer of the idea was sitting in their kitchen, glanced at their spring-form pan, noticed the lid from some home-made jam and thought “OH MY %*()%*$)( GOD!”

I keep reading this as "Five Breast Umbrella's". What is wrong with me?!?!

I keep reading this as "Five Breast Umbrella's". What is wrong with me?!?!

Since when is PacMan on Google Maps a hoax? It’s absolutely true. I played it yesterday.

If I’m alone on this I’ll gladly eat crow, but it seems odd to number the picture and then list the items in out-of-order bullet points.

Starting today, your Google+ photos will be accessible from Google Drive as well, where you’ll be able to manage them just like your other files. A little ominous for the future of Google+ perhaps. Read more on the Google Drive blog.

Riley disagrees.

+1 I've stopped using qualifying phrases like "My feeling is", "I think", "in my opinion", etc. in email. If I'm confident enough to say it, I should be confident enough to say it without qualification.

I find it funny how the MacBook gets lighter and thinner every day. Someday an iPaperweight is gonna have to be purchased (at premium cost of course) just to hold the damn thing in place.

Holy cow. Up until the word "done" I thought you meant you were leaving us Whitson. Thank you for talking about water cooling.

the fish bone tweezers,
the lemon AND lime squeezers

^^ Did you mean for that to rhyme? : )

I worked as a waitress in a nice Italian restaurant for a year in my early 20s, and can I just say, the worst customers of all were the "finger-snappers". Please, if you need to get your server's attention, address them as they walk by. For the love of god do NOT snap your finger in the air from across the room like

Me: "Alright, so I have a venti whole milk with whip skinny peppermint mocha. Just to be sure, you still want the sugar free mocha and peppermint syrups, correct?"

Get up early. I'm talking, like, five in the morning. Before the day's emails and comments and pings start to roll in, I'm relaxed, calm and lucid. I work better and faster this way. I don't always get up early, but when I do, I work much more efficiently. That last sentence made me sound like the Dos Equis guy.

oh my god