I know. I was joking.

No one understands the metric system.

I have been trying to convince people for years that celery is poison. How the fuck did someone eat that at some point (the first celery eater, patient 0) and not think "jesus christ, this is poison". The only way you can tell celery is not poison, is that you don't die after you eat it. But by that logic, crayons…

There was a land rover defender in season 2.

Sherlock. My favorite show on tv right now.

Seems like an excuse to have a girl stand perfectly still and naked for like an hour.

Not a photobomb. Camera is focused on him.

Yep, forgot the f-15 had that tail.

A-10 looks like it's stalking that F-14(?).

Just bought 1-3 of the Iron Druid series (amazon has a 3 book deal). Looks pretty good, I needed something to read on vaca in a couple weeks and that should fit the bill nicely.

Everyone I can convince to read this series I do. I pre-ordered the 4th book a couple months ago. It's the farthest in the future I've ever pre-ordered anything.

Sandman Slim. He could do it.

My first cell phone was the best I could come up with for the phone from the matrix. Not sure if the 8100 was ever available on cingular, so I got the 7100. Probably still in my basement somewhere.

Awesome that they shut the road down for them, so they could ride wherever they wanted without worrying about getting slammed into head on in the oncoming lane around one of those blind corners.

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Yep, I'm 6' and had to have the seat all the way back. And you also won't pass the broom rule if you're 6'+ (without some modifications) which some track days require.

If I saw that plane just falling and flopping around like that I would probably assume it was crashing. I wonder how many false plane crash alerts he's caused.

Wheelie past a cop.

A very specific amount of boobs can answer this question.

Unless that cruise is in 2-3 years, you're probably SOL.