Says she fought Paula "I saw clinton's weiner" Jones. That is not Paula Jones in the background though.

I concur. Didn't look longer than that divers armspan, which unless he is a gigante himself, is ~6 feet.

It's also for baby penises. Because it's tiny. Not for any other reason.

None of our military videos have cool soundtracks.

White power?

Because you can't buy one for $100 anywhere. 300 is still a good deal for the hardware.

Approves.

That isn't a fixie.

Are they going after the female record or the record in general? I'm not sexist, but a male cyclist could probably power this vehicle longer than the equivalent female. Unless they have a very low weight limit.

Can't play angry birds very well in portrait. And he can't really rotate a 4 foot tall phone that is mounted in place.

An ashtray made out of the drivers skull would be an equally interesting ice breaker.

If you were wondering how Bernie made them [his beautiful daughters].

Krispy Kreme

In my experience she didn't have a fucking clue why you threw the burger. Drivers like this rarely know how terribly they're driving.

I was prepared to run all up in here and vote crack pipe. Then I saw that magnificent Landau top. Nothing screams Bentley like a Landau Top.

FO sho.

We use feline pine. So we already do this, we just over pay.

Cleared a speed bump. Time to let the Stig take one around the test track.

Never wanted to attach one of the adhesive things to my motorcycle helmet. I have a passenger peg modified into a camera mount that I use for it.

That's bold considering you can only see like 1/12 of her body.