Deadspin fucking sucks.

This article has no point. This article is stupid as fuck. This article has less reason to exist than the article it is about.

“Fox News is not the mainstream media”

Wahhhhhhhh. It’s Wednesday. Storm comes Friday.

“On top of focusing on their own training, they now have to perform in a way that leads two troglodytes to walk away with the impression that they’re no longer inferior just because of their gender.”

Interesting. Because I’ve watched each Panthers game this season, and Cam has in fact been having a miserable no good very bad season, and his demeanor has been reflective of that

Not funny

No it’s not

I feel physically ill after reading your joke

What solutions have Colin Kaepernick and President Obama proposed?

He doesn’t have an obligation to do anything. I’m all for the intersection of sports and politics, but I draw the line at requiring professional athletes to take a stand on divisive issues.

youre an idiot

You can use your browser, dumbass.

So like... how you can save your own GIFs from the internet and send them?

um what?

Whoosh

Francois #1. Heisman incoming

if you want people to listen to what you’re saying.

Absolute not-dick. It’s clearly where his legs become tangential to the interior of the pant leg - athlete thighs are cylindrical! That’s just gap space! EVERYONE KNOWS THIS TO BE TRUE.

Also have to consider those who have not been dinged in the past, but have a high and mighty reputation to maintain which would be severely damaged (as would his future earning potential, if it exposes the reason for his greatness) if it came out he was doping.