Update 10:05 a.m.: We now interrupt this regularly scheduled break from legislating to announce a break from legislating.

I was thinking that jersey looks pretty small even for him

I could have told you this in 2007 when I was doing production support for their websites. They shifted focus to the web entirely too late and deployed a very broken platform (I was pushing through orders manually). It cost millions in both development and lost sales and couldn’t rival anyone in design or performance.…

I really thought this was going to be for Evil Kenevil on the motorcycle riding the stripe and cutting him off...

I think this Diesel Sweeties mug deserves at least an honorable mention.