Zappos has a 365-day return policy and free return shipping. God I love that shit. Why can't computers be more like shoes?

@PommeDeReinette: YESSSSS THE FALL

I bet later this year Palin will go on Gosselin's reality show and look bad on purpose to improve Gosselin's PR. A little bit of mutual back-scratching amongst abhorrent reality TV stars. Aint it grand.

I'm so glad I tuned in just as this short was starting.

Kind of bummed how many folks seem to think that "voluntary sex work is awesome!" is somehow a sufficient answer to this article.

What an unfortunate photo! He looks like Bill Murray and she looks like Duckie from Land Before Time, which is weird because the Madden-Richies are such mindblowingly attractive people.

@honorabright: The texts appeared licentious but surprisingly nudity-free.

@brokenscope: Yup, and hunting licenses are given out in such a way that encourages shooting does with unweaned fawns.

Where does she get her glasses? Please? And anybody know any easily robbable banks?

I'm seeing a lot of talk in comments about Jezzies' opinions of VS and VS products and their shopping experiences and their bra sizes and what bra size they used to wear and if the bras are overpriced or ugly. And not nearly as much about, y'know, the intersectionality of racism and sexism and the nasty visual meme of…

The Connelly Bettany's are ridiculously good-looking. They are like the Veals.

I don't understand the legions of folks who announce they're OVER GAGA whenever there's a new picture of her that they presumably clicked on to comment. What was it about this particular one that finally convinced you she's boring/trying too hard as opposed to any of the others? It's neither all that different nor a…

My ex saw his shrink at a Revolutionary War reenactor display in a park. And then asked him about it, which he denied. Only then my ex looked around the office and he saw all these 18th century maps....

GET IT GURRRRL

And by the Bronx, J.Lo means Riverdale, which is a very wealthy suburbia kind of town.

Someone needed to learn her "this is how we do things but we don't get quoted talking about it in plain English" lesson. Isn't that like number one at casting agent school?

Natalie Portman looks like her inner monologue is going something like this:

I think it's arguably pretty different from Meisel's plastic surgery editorial. This one seems more about one woman's crazy downward spiral of narcissism, and uses raunch and overblown plastic surgery imagery to comment on that, whereas the 2005 one seemed more about how women (in general) are willing to undergo…

@MercurialGirl: NEED more B.D. Wong. Like, shirtless, riding a unicorn, with a flaming sword of science. Skewering ten rapists with one hand and painting a masterpiece with the other. Make this happen, DT.

Hey Senor Truly. I spend way too much time wandering around Wikipedia and I know my way around a Gender Studies class or two. When I watch an SVU marathon—which I must stress is occasional, not like I'm doing it right this second on USA or anything—I'll sometimes recognize an interesting case from my Wikipedia…