Yawn. Call me when a French woman writes an article on the sexual habits of Frenchwomen. This word-stringing clown's just an extended tourist with big heart-shaped glasses on.

I'm having difficulty understanding what this piece actually means, or is trying to express. I'm getting "French women have sexier sex than American women" and 'Empowerment!" and 'consent!" but it's all pretty vague and possibly insulting to both American and French women. Fail. EPIC fail.

Daaaaamn.

@CandyBacon: I'm aware of the origin of the fairytale, but we're talking about Ariel, whose origin is never mentioned or even implied—which makes it doubly incomparable to the racially-motivated discussion around Tiana. Apples, oranges, etc.

@CandyBacon: Disney is an American company and the U.S. is full of black people (and black little girls). The lack of a black princess has been, uh, conspicuous. The first time they do it (practically a century, mind you, after Snow White showed up) there's bound to be high expectations and a lot of flipping out. This…

Michelle Trachtenburg looks awesome, wack pantyhose nonwithstanding. My nine-year-old self is pleased to see Harriet the Spy looking so smokin' hot.

I think the tricky thing with WW is that she's a perfect being, and so totally unrelatable. You'd have to plunge headlong into the gritty origin story stuff and show every pushup and archery practice in order for us to connect with her at all. Maybe throw in some crap about how she was made great, but is forcing…

@Mr.Gawn: She is a consistently working Hollywood actress, so much skinnier than average is, well, the average. :(

Oh, Karl. I wish you'd just go stand in the corner and make pretty clothes and stop running your mouth off. You sound like a damn fool.

@samarkand: Trufax. I never went farther into HP fanfiction-world than 'The Very Secret Diary' type stuff. And it's a nice place to be. But, ah, mpreg?

BILL NYE YOU CAN'T DIE!

Hey Jezzies, if you were Harry Potter, deceased British soldier, would this please you or piss you off?

@SunburnedCounsel: Oh boy, do I.

I love the Bouba-Kiki test so much I have considered an equivalent tattoo.

If I were Lady Gaga I'd want my old pictures too, shit. It must be annoying how every month or two some tabloid is tablog pulls out an unflattering old picture of her and says IS THIS THE REAL GAGA? LOOK HOW CHUNKY SHE IS BEFORE ALL THE SURGERY? WOW SHE MUST BE FAKE!!!! It's a larger-scale version of the frenemy who…

Grumble grumble BSG joke grumble grumble.

Remember Nikki from Big Love? $60K in debt and she still made the call to have her house remodeled all fancily and cried after she did it.

That's adorable that she got the call in public and Flipped Out.

So I spent the last month working on a big musical in another state. I did a good job but I pretty much wrecked myself. I got home yesterday and I'm exhausted and shaky, with huge bags under my eyes and breakouts everywhere, and I gained more weight than I thought was possible in a month.

YES