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Love love love it with only one reservation: but I dunno about the blue tips.

A lot of these things are pretty, and some are awesome, and I like the collection as a whole, but if I wanted to go on the prowl and feel really sexy, I wouldn't even consider any of them. Mr. Posen wtf are you talking about?

@metalkate: It's just more than a little jarring to see people calling one another ugly on Jezebel.

I can't believe how utterly, epically bored I was by this article. It's a billion words of purple prose-y invective about someone the author has never met and whose art she has the option of choosing not to consume. Which would be fine if she had some actual analysis but all I read is grumbly, overpaid pearl-clutching

@lollilove: While I think there's some definite issues with hair and (especially) makeup in this show, I'm getting some serious body-snarking alarm bells from your comment right now.

@mrdlister: Context?!! but I can't get internet righteous rage-y about how Posh is personally calling my size-0 body unhealthy if I take that into account! :P

@sailingev: Posh didn't say that: "A source" did. Take what "a source" says with whatever amount of salt you deem appropriate.

@thewitchandthemoll: And done a silly insouciant middle school double-flipping-the-bird-plus-tongue-sticking-out pose.

Ugh I kind of wish I had gone to this and been UBER bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. (I'm short and fat)

@perditamarie: I don't get the last part of your statement AT ALL. It seems to me like part of the Kanye backlash is due to racism because he is picking on a white girl...and that you're blaming him for that because he picked on a white girl?

This shit reminds me of Harry Potter midnight book releases.

@brenatdisco: Seriously. I cared way more about Hottie Rome Blondie than either of the protagonists. Poor fella.

HeLLLOOOOO Nurse!

God what a crap email, and perfectly on-point write-up.

Folks are jumping down Victoria Beckham's throat but let's try and remember it's the wording of the "source" we're all taking issue with.

A lot of this looks directly influenced by daywear circa 1918-1933, and I'm pretty meh on that whole thing, but some of the other looks are unique, bizarre, and lovely to my prejudiced eye. I'm seriously digging about half this collection.

Ugh, way to exploit the deepest and most irrational fears of ka-millions of jobless women right now. This is gross.

@The Lone Scout: I hail from Jez and I'm thinking homegirl has serious fear of flying. My SO might get it in his fool brain to do the same thing if he was panicked enough.

@MagImpalor is a god damn spy.: They're samples, so they're made to a) sit on the hanger and show people what to buy b) sit on the model and show people what to buy and c) be loaned out free or cheap to stylists for photoshoots. It's like a free sample of lotion.

Ach, look at that armhole. That dress is like four sizes too small and looks awful on her. Vogue stylists are obviously incompetent assholes if they can't rustle up a nice dress that fits this girl properly EVEN WHEN clipped and pinned and manhandled.