@Diziet_Sma: I'm right on Kristen's page, believe me. I'm just mocking the usual response her complains get here on Jezebel.

If Kal Penn's so freakin' smart, how come he doesn't know he's my boyfriend?

@jumpingpiglet: She sounds exactly like my BF, who's got some anxiety and paranoia issues and often tells me the exact. same. thing. about large crowds.

Janeane Garofalo, what the fuck is this shallowest-possible-level-of-analysis you're hamhandedly passing down on women and men who wax? You and Melissa Etheredge are banished to the Bitch corner for today.

Yo, this is why we need good, sex- and body-positive sex education to be fucking raining down from the sky by the metric shit-ton, so young men and women can get their education from somewhere else than frickin' porn.

Goes to show you. I could live very happily off Buffalo wings, steak, baby spinach, and the occasional grapefruit. I have, literally, zero sweet tooth. Any other ladybels in this sweetless boat with me?

@GeminiJinx: I agree. Let's leave the eager photoshop analysis for images that are egregiously, inhumanly shopped. If we have to scratch our heads and ponder where it happened it ain't worth it.

Ugh, porn is so tricky.

Woody Allen, don't make me twist your arm.

I had a needy friend develop into a needy-and-resentful friend, and then into a glass-knife friend.

@deeemer: Ooof, not just the men.

@Vermontboy: He probably burned himself a time or two and learned very quickly.

@monkey_biz: I'd pay to see that.

I remember my mom showed me this movie as a kid when it was on TV. I came in halfway through when Hawn's character was living with Russell's, so she caught me up.

@LAmonkeygirl: YES

Uncomfortably reminescent of Malena, a.k.a. the movie that scarred me for EVER

@SlayBelle: Full disclosure: I've never shopedp there and don't need to, being centrally located in NYC and essentially a professional shopper. But I appreciate what their online-funky-megaboutique can do for fashiony people in the middle of nowhere.

Modcloth is going to take over the fucking world and I'm so happy for them.

I might hate MNS and everything he stands for, but in that last pic he and his wife look like people I would seriously want to party with.

Ugh I hope Prince Michael disappears entirely from the tabloids for like 7 years and comes back an achingly cool, self-possessed hipster with, like, a mohawk and a crazy nickname, who's so self possessed and cool looking he makes people WANT vitiligo.