You’re conveniently leaving out their measurements for:

This is why I wear a pillow over my head when I drive.

Is it possible that it’s maybe not outright homophobia, but still pretty shitty to criticize someone for not being gay the way you want them to be (politician or not)?

He has nothing to own up to.  

My thought as well. If he’d focused on how he felt and wished he had been treated, we’d all be here shitting on him for being so self-absorbed and sounding like some sort of sympathizer with sexual assault perpetrators.

I am actually very curious how someone in Ansari’s position could really own up or say something that would really appease us. It just seems like someone in this position is relatively doomed (rightfully or wrongfully—I’m not making a judgement on that): anything he said would probably have not been enough. And that’s…

so, you’re saying you’d like to see her lose by an even larger margin. Got it.

...but McGrath is a self-described moderate who believes the Democrats currently running for president are veering too far to the left. She doesn’t support eliminating private insurance under a Medicare-for-all plan, nor does she support subsidizing healthcare for undocumented immigrants. She also describes herself as…

She “kind of sucks” because she’s only moderately left and doesn’t support the asinine Medicare for All “proposals” that are out there?* That’s all it takes for someone to suck? Good grief.

*I work in health policy. I am 100% in favor of universal coverage and single payer. The current Medicare for All proposals are…

Who exactly do you think can win in moonshine country ?

I don’t need her to be a leftist dream, I need her to be better than Mitch. It’s a pretty low bar. Campaigning in a way that talks to voters she needs to win over, conservatives who have probably voted red their whole lives (or voted southern democrat when that was still a thing) is smart. 

Kids who just want to play Pokémon. 

“Micropenis” is a medical condition with a specific measurement in relation to the standard deviation of erect penis size. I haven’t seen the episode, but I hope that it was actually a micropenis and not simply a below average penis(average penis size is about 5.5" which is way smaller than most would imagine since…

I don’t know what he did to get the first yellow, but the foul at the beginning of the video that he gets the second yellow looks pretty obvious (though the ref probably should have played advantage since Alvarado was in on goal).

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

citation needed

Russia should just make a series called Flint.

Temperatures at Everest have been rising steadily, which has led to melting glaciers and a rapidly changing landscape.

You have an interesting idea of gaming. I don’t think of brain trainers as “games” so much as...well...brain trainers. Not to say I’m against that style—I’m up to something like level 531 on Wordscapes—but here’s what’s been taking up my time on the bus and in waiting rooms lately. Note that I’m on Android, for what…

Because the majority of those kids earned none of that money.