shamela

6/26/19

Because people didn’t care about 2 year olds in 1872, or whenever the hell baseball was invented.

6/26/19

No, mouth padlocks were never a thing - much like chastity belts, which turn up in cheesy torture museums but were never actually used.

6/26/19

Jesus. It’s not a class issue. Don’t put people’s tits on the internet without their consent! Even if they can sue you! It’s still not cool!

6/26/19

He was! And it doesn’t seem like his home life was snuggles and rainbows either.

6/21/19

What was the porpoise of those terrible puns?

6/18/19

Sure, but this is an article about Queer Eye.

6/18/19

Thanks for the list - I just bought The Heavens. You can never have too many book suggestions!

6/17/19

Was coming to post that very thing. Nermal was definitely a she! Wasn’t she? Was my childhood a lie?

6/15/19

The trick is to spend a lifetime living in a Province that only has Tim Horton’s; then, in your early 30s, try a Krispy Kreme donut on vacation. That’s what happened to me, and I was not underwhelmed. In fact, I’m getting misty just thinking about it.

6/15/19

I’m gonna butcher this and would welcome a more elegant answer, but...

6/14/19

I’m in Newfoundland, so I got that part down. Everything west of Halifax is, frankly, befuddling.

6/14/19

I’m in Newfoundland- the less we know about our mainland cousins, the happier we are.

6/14/19

There is only one road, but Toronto is right in the middle of it.

6/14/19

You could replace “Raptors fan” with “Canadian sports fan” and you’d still be spot on.

6/13/19

“Youngsters Fucking: The TV Show” is gonna be a hard pass for me - I stream HBO content and I’d be afraid of winding up on a watchlist.

6/5/19

I don’t know you, but I think you deserve a better class of arch nemesis.

6/4/19

Actually, the fact that Jimmy Fallon and Adam Sandler are famous millionaires despite being Jimmy Fallon and Adam Sandler is a a pretty powerful testament to Lorne Michaels. Say what you want about him, he made a lot of money off of those dudes. He probably made money off of David Spade. David Spade. That, friend, is…

5/17/19

I know you’re making a point and all... but why not? Arya is a stone cold killer and that whole ‘remember who you are’ convo with Sansa and Jon at Winterfell could be a pretty big red flag. If Arya tries to rope Jon into killing Dany and he refuses, she will totally rip off his face.

5/17/19

Naw, all the CBS viewers saw Green Book last winter. They’re woke now.

5/15/19

I think it totally tracks with her characterization. Hear me out!