If you think this is torches and pitchforks, I can only assume this is your first day on the internet. Welcome?

I’m not discounting the theory that the mysterious ‘other diner’ is the writer’s alternate personality, and this is the world’s lamest Fight Club.

Also: the trailer clearly shows them (SPOILER!) actually landing on the moon, so his comment makes no sense anyway.

The stat I’m seeing is a 25% rise since 1999.

The problem is that Sam Bee, who I love, did use a term that has some pretty heavy historical baggage. I don’t mind it - cunt, cunt, cunt! - but the vaaast majority of women see it as a slur, and with reason.

Chin up, he’ll only be the next Matt Damon until some other white dude says some dumb shit, and then that guy’ll be the next Jason Bateman, and thus will the circle continue.

I kind of think that as long as they use those characters, Roseanne would still get some money? Which, if true, defeats the purpose of canning her ass in the first place.

Nah. Harry could’ve married Tilda Swinton’s younger, blonder sister and people would have started shit. The media loves a good catfight, and where none exists, they will just make it up.

The iconic Jo March has been played by Katharine Hepburn (1933), June Allyson (1949), and Winona Ryder (1994), a cinematic buffet that really ought to satisfy any set of tastes.

Nothing comes to mind, although there was a fair bit of controversy about Tilda Swinton’s character in Doctor Strange... oh, and him playing Khan in Star Trek! Wow, that seems like a long time ago.

Elegant solution: let Netflix take it over, but only make it available in Canada. Hulu’s toes don’t get stepped on, and I get to keep watching B99. Problem solved!

I want to live in a universe where Ben Whishaw and Tobias Menzies are in all the movies.

That’s very interesting. I practice in Canada, and Police witnesses (like other witnesses) are never in the courtroom until after they testify. Granted, they usually go first, before the complainants themselves. (I can’t say whether or not that’s a Canada-wide practice, but it is in my neck of the woods).

I was (am) a huge roman history nerd. I remember the first time visiting a museum with a roman coin collection... I was so excited! I spent about 10 minutes gazing at the first display case, reading the little labels, making knowing “hmm!” noises.... and then I looked around and realized that there were approx 80…

Sure! It’s a great book. I read it last year. From descriptions I’m reading, none of the Ben Platt stuff is in the book. (And from what I’m reading, it sounds like a pretty loose translation all around. I hope she got some decent coin for it, though).

I think she should get all the props in the world for covering Ford before the crack video... but she didn’t break that particular story.

Sure, but you would have to be the shittiest lawyer on the planet not to ditch the juror who admits she thinks he’s guilty.

Here’s the solution: whenever you travel, ignore this article and consume. Consume! Consume! Consume! Spend money like it’s on fire.

The Law & Order knockoff) where we learn that Lola Spratt moonlights as a coked out lawyer) is the best thing in the world. I miss that show.

Can we not go there? Make fun of Affleck’s lame ass tat all you want, but god forbid someone in their mid 40s doesn’t have a perfect fucking body.