shakyibex
A Stranger in the Alps
shakyibex

If it’s close, then I’ll vote for Hillary. But if she’s got a large margin, then Jill. I think that’s pretty fair.

As a resident of Virginia, it looks like I’m free to vote for Jill Stein now, seeing as how Hillary no longer requires my vote in this state

If you want to get even angrier...

As a Bernie supporter, I had doubts about voting this election year. But after Brexit, I realize just how serious this is, and I definitely plan on voting now.

Well you know what they say : there won't be true equality until there are incompetent women in office

Real America? Is that some kind of soccer team?

I will never trust another poll again.

I have to say, you’re making a really great case for Hillary here.

Her stance on foreign policy does basically make her a Republican in my eyes. Especially after she associated herself with Kissinger. As a person whose family was actually affected by the actions (or lack thereof) of that rat bastard, why should I trust her?

Dear Muslims,

The Mets lost last year’s World Series, and now Bernie’s mathematically eliminated. Why does God hate me?

Awww, it’s licking its food!

As a Bernie supporter in a swing state, I don’t think you want to be talking shit to us...

Donald’s not winning New York. The city dictates who wins the state, and it’s overwhelmingly Democratic.

Don't count on it. Voter demograpics in Texas are weird. Despite white people being a minority there (technically), the Republicans have a stranglehold on the state because white people there are a lot more conservative than the national average. (Might have something to do with Evangelical Christians). Don't expect

It’s times like this I wish I still lived in New York, where my vote in the general election would be meaningless and I could write in Bernie no matter who won the primaries.

I’m an independent voter. I don’t vote based on party, but on individual.

I’m still holding out hope for some “unfortunate incident” to befall Hillary (not dying) to get Bernie the nomination by default, but if that doesn’t happen, I’ll probably have to vote for her too. Why, oh why, do I have to live in a swing state...

Trump also ate pizza with a fork years ago. Jon Stewart tore him a new one on that