Yeah, it really is too bad that managers don’t have any other option. Literally, all they can do is keep offering the job at minimum wage and deal with whatever under-qualified applicant walks in the door. I mean, they’ll turn off customers, and possibly go out of business, but what choice do they have? Offer higher…

Why is Wendy’s under the impression they cannot hire recovering addicts?

Don’t confuse “kissing his ass” with “working a mark.” The former is what it looks like. The latter is what it is. They’re disrespecting him just as much as they ever did Obama; more, because they’re getting a lot more out of him while they do it. They’re just doing the bare minimum of jingling-the-keys distraction…

Those Asian countries are kissing his ass because they’re working him. China kisses his ass and let’s him build a hotel and then he rolls over for what China really wants: more regional power.

There was a time in my life when Bush was in office and, deeply naive, I thought I would never be more embarrassed by a president. So it strains my imagination to think about who the Republicans will put in office in 2032.

Thank you all for the correction, I was mistaken.

You are a saint, because that is when I would have tested my SIL for allergies to drywall.

On a recent trip with extended family, my sister in law recently grilled my wife and I about our son’s peanut allergy. After we ‘convinced’ her it was real and that yes, we had him tested and he still has it (it’s gotten worse actually), she went ahead and let her toddler stuff a peanut butter sandwich in his face and…

Seriously. Nobody in their right mind would go to Subway* and say “I want a ham and cheese sandwich” and be pissed that wasn’t good enough to get the order done. Why should Blaze be any different?

Same. I maybe only get it once or twice a year, but especially when I really want the fries I get the cheeseburger too. Especially if I’m driving down to visit my Dad, because it’s the only thing I can eat one handed without worrying I’m going to drop a bunch of toppings or sauce in my lap. It’s small, it’s compact,…

It’s a nice little snack. I’ve found that with McDonald’s, it’s best to go with the simple stuff. 

I wouldn’t say the pinnacle, but it’s yummy.

It might be a controversial take, but i think the McDonalds basic cheeseburger is pretty much the pinnicle of the fast food burger art form. I dont like super thick beef patties that just make it taste like grease. Thin for flavor, and a delivery vehicle for pickles, onions, ketchup and mustard. Small portion, as well.

The platonic ideal of the leadoff hitter is Rickey Henderson. In no universe is he a weak hitter.

counterpoint: fuck the cubs

The definitive guide to selecting a batting lineup.

David Ross is the absolute fucking worst. All the yuppie Cubs fans love him because if you throw a patagonia vest on him, he looks like every d-bag senior EY accountant that’s crawling all over Chicago.

Lead off hitter probably started off as a smart way to hide your weak hitter who still got on base. Then it became an unwritten rule that you must have a light hitting fellow up top. And instead of teams hiding a hitter there, teams had to go out and find someone specifically who didn’t hit for power. And no one dared…

He looks like Gary from work leaving the weekly poker game, right before we jump him 

I went the other direction and gave the nod to Kevin, by a nose. We can all agree that Dom’s list is wrong.