Shake Your Boudin

6/28/19

A lot of these were hard to read. Kudos to Lauren.

6/28/19

We made a procedural call before the draft to classify those as noodle dishes rather than soups.

6/21/19

Related an oldie, but a goody:

6/13/19

It might be giving the marketing team too much credit, but this is so lazy it’s practically genius by giving the outrage machine so much to work with.

6/13/19

The cows used in the Upside-Down Whopper were all slaughtered by unthinkable eldritch beings, the sight of which have been known to drive men past the brink of madness.

6/13/19

Pro Tip: Avoid the combo with the upside down Coke.

6/12/19

Oh shit. I knew about the asshole Kennedy with the wife who committed suicide who hooked up with Cheryl Hines. I also knew about the asshole Kennedy who is putting a lot of money and energy behind antivax bullshit. I didn’t realize they were both the SAME ASSHOLE KENNEDY. Fucking hell.

6/12/19

I lost respect for Jessica Biel and learned she’s from my home state all in the same day. :(

6/12/19

I just looked it up and Hines’ daughter has cerebral palsy. One of the risk factors for CP? Rubella or chickenpox during pregnancy. Both of which are prevented with vaccines.

6/12/19

His public views on vaccines pre-date their relationship by a few years. So he developed his awfulness on his own.

6/12/19

RFK Jr. Is Our Brother and Uncle. He’s Tragically Wrong About Vaccines.

6/12/19

Batmo Timberlake?

6/12/19

I’d settle for Popemo.

6/12/19

Right after he dumped his ex-wife who subsequently hung herself.

6/12/19

A favorite defense of anti-vaxxers when confronted about their completely unsupported claims is “Look, I’m not saying vaccines cause autism, I’m just asking questions!” like that makes endangering children ok. It’s so incredibly frustrating, and I don’t even have kids to be worried about(but my cat is fully up to date…

6/12/19

Vaccination does cause the rather vexing complication of old age...

6/12/19

Unless she is naming her child Batmo I don’t wanna know...

6/12/19

Interesting use of the adverb “still.”

6/12/19

Only because of her husband, and he is slipping below the relevancy line...

6/12/19

“Jessica Claire Biel was born on March 3, 1982, in Ely, Minnesota, to Kimberly (née Conroe), a homemaker and spiritual healer” ... I mean... there you go.