Sure, that’s nice and all, but a BAR with 70 Billy Basses is nowhere near as cool as a CAR with over 200 Billy Basses!

Swamp out the Kung Pao for some General Tso’s, and you’d run the table with this lineup!

The SuperNadine and Mike storyline and teh Horne/Hayward parentage mysteries don’t really bother me, but whooooo boy, there was a LOT of dumb stuff in the back half of season 2.  That James storyline was just hot garbage, easily the worst part of the entire show (because it just seemed to go on and on and on forever). 

Right?!? How does that one go undrafted?

You aren’t going to find any of those dishes (delicious though they are) on 95% or more of Chinese-American restaurant menus. The draft was of “the kind of dishes you can order from any generic “Chinese” place in America.”

Gout suuuuucccckkkkssss. I’ve had it for about 6 or 7 years. I’m lucky in that I’ve only had a couple flare-ups in that time, but I am much more conscious about my diet now. I haven’t given things up completely, but I’ve cut way back on beer, shellfish, and red meat, and I try to eat cherries every day when they’re in…

Looks like you had no challenges communicating with these dogs in Mexico City.  You must be... barklingual.

I go into weddings expecting that the music may suck, the food may suck, the venue may suck, the seating may suck, and all of that’s fine, because none of that stuff matters when you’re getting together to celebrate friends or family getting married. But holy hell, if the wedding does not have an open bar, I will be…

If I’m getting breakfast at Whataburger, why on earth would I order this when the Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit is on the menu?

Y’know, I don’t believe I’ve ever had a White Castle burger while sober...

Not really. I just went one year back, to ‘92 - I see three films that are sequels/tie-ins to a cinematic universe - Home Alone 2, Batman Returns, and Lethal Weapon 3, and one remake - Bram Stoker’s Dracula. A few went on to have sequels, but either way, it stands in stark contrast to last year (or, eventually, this…

Exactly. Compare the top 20 grossing films from 1993 to the top 20 grossing films from 2018, a span of 25 years. In ‘93, you had one film adaptation of the old tv show The Fugitive, and one sequel - Sister Act 2 (*shudders*) - and that’s it. Everything else was totally new. There were rom-coms (Sleepless in Seattle),…

Oh, this guy needs to get to Carnival in New Orleans. Uptown, it’s basically just tailgating all day, but instead of football, it’s centered around costumes and beads and dancers and floats and music.  

BOO! Moby Dick is awesome.

Oh, man, I’m not surprised to hear Up and Vanished ended up doing something like that to some “suspect.” I tried listening to Season 1, when it was one of the hot new podcasts everyone was talking about, and had to give up in the middle of the episode about the house fire that had LITERALLY NOTHING to do with the…

I don’t know what this has to do with anything, but it falling down an IMDB wormhole, I see that her only child, Jill Selsman, only has two credits listed - assistant director on two episodes of Fishing With John.  If you’re going to have a very short IMDB page, it would be hard to top that one, in terms of quality.

Last time I ate at LJS was about 20 years ago. Long story short, but I got stranded for a night in a Missouri town on I-57, and ended up in (to this day) the dumpiest motel I’ve ever stayed in - lots of old shag carpeting, graffiti in the bathroom (and, oddly, no bathroom mirro), and several visitors knocking on my…

Being an experienced Popeye’s eater, I can’t tell you that a 40 minute wait wasn’t out of the question BEFORE they started offering the chicken sandwich!

I love the “duh,” and still think it’s hilarious after hearing it a million times... and I’m about as far away from the target audience as you can get.

I will fight anyone to the death who argues against A Hard Day’s Night. As much as people tend to overrate the later Beatles’ stuff, the early Beatles are actually underrated today.  And I’m willing to argue that they never made a more consistently excellent, all-killer-no-filler album than A Hard Day’s Night. (The…