Someone needs to stop the major studios. Gah!

What, the Anthony Quinn/Gina Lollobrigida version isn’t good enough for you?

Yeah, absolutely. It’s surprising (but not surprising) to look at last year’s ten highest-grossing movies, and find that nine of the ten were sequels/additions to a cinematic universe... and the tenth was that entirely unnecessary Grinch remake. Expanding it out to the top 20, fourteen were sequeals/additions to a…

Nah, a dash of dill is a great addition (at least, powdered dill, not that fresh stuff).

Indeed.  I forego black pepper in favor of a dash of white pepper, but add a couple tablespoons of diced picked jalapenos.  I also add cream cheese, to make it even, er, creamier.  And a touch of dill powder and garlic salt.

My dad also played these tapes in the car on road trips when I was young, and your summation is correct - shockingly rude, but uproariously funny. As a good altar boy, this one right here really split my sides:

A-fucking-men!

I’m no legal scholar, but I did take journalistic law and ethics classes in colleges (Don’t Get Sued For Libel 101), and libel is quite difficult to prove in the United States. There are multiple hurdles to clear: A person must prove that the information was factually false, that it quantifiably damaged their…

Exactly. I was at Tulane at the same time as the brother, and that guy was a Grade-A Douchebag (even before the homicide hit-and-run).  Here’s an article on him:   https://www.newjerseyhills.com/former-tennis-star-indicted/article_758a122e-7784-50ba-8d5a-a97e967ac961.html

Indeed.  I had one once on a trip through Louisville, and I still remember it fondly to this day.  A helluva sandwich (even though it’s a fork and knife affair).

Oh, this, absolutely.  Amid the joints where there are “junior” versions of sandwiches (e.g., Whataburger, Burger King, Wendy’s), I always find that it’s just right, along with the smaller fry option for the combo.

Investing in a Roku was the best thing I’ve done, if only for the ability to search across all streaming services with one centralized search function, which helps me avoid a lot of the “eh, I can’t find anything better on this service right now, so I’ll watch this thing” crap. Now if they could just add a “watchlist”…

Beer can chicken is one of the most ridiculous trends to catch on - having a can in the cavity screws up the cooking, and the beer doesn’t actually add any flavor the meat whatsoever. Here’s a great article on the topic: https://amazingribs.com/tested-recipes/chicken-recipes/debunking-beer-can-chicken-waste-good-beer-i…

Maybe forego presents to save cash or keep gifts to a cheap White Elephant game (I am of the opinion that no one needs any more crap anyway).

Texas, with a smattering of others in each state between Arizona and Florida, and creeping north into Oklahoma and Arkansas.

The Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit is the only correct answer in this challenge.

The Mississippi Delta is an unbelievably impoverished area, so the tuition is set by both what students can afford to pay, and by how little they have to pay teachers. A starting salary for a teacher in, say, Sunflower County (where Indianola, mentioned in the article, is located) is only about $30k, compared to…

And Hoopla DOES have some great movies, you just have to wade through plenty of not-so-great ones to find them.

Many years ago, when I was a broke college student, I quickly cottoned on to the fact that many bars in town would offer some kind of free food at happy hour (it clearly was a different time then, as the practice seems to have largely died out). Before long, every weeknight dinner involved me going to a bar, ordering…

This one will always be #1 in my Waffle House heart.