It wasn’t until I got to high school.

He’s definitely right up there.

Oh, I’ll absolutely join you in campaigning for him (I’m also in TX). I’m going to work at flipping the seat blue, but I’m not going to believe it to be an actual possibility, at least not at this point.

Right. Of the 34* Senate seats up for election in 2018, 25 (!) are currently held by Democrats, while only 9 are held by the GOP. Of those 9 GOP seats, 7 are pretty much untouchable for Dems (Mississippi, Alabama, Texas, Nebraska, Tennessee, Wyoming, Utah). If we manage to flip those other 2 seats (Arizona and…

The Crystals sang about this.

She is the absolute greatest. That is all.

My guess? In the days leading up to the election, they claim that there has been massive hacking into voting machines, and that the election can’t go forward until that’s sorted out.

“The calls are coming from inside the (white) house!”

Q: Would it be possible for me to love Samantha Bee any more than I already do?

Effingham has some GREAT truck stops, let me tell you...

...his time as governor of Chicago

Also, CAIR (Council on American-Islamic Relations) will be heavily involved in fighting this, and could also use any assistance people would be willing to offer.

Those dudes are the fucking worst.

Hulsey down, Sessions next.

He would also likely qualify as a psychopath under Hare’s checklist.

I’m almost - almost - as offended by their sheer stupidity as their sexism.

There’s a pretty huge dropoff from Seuss and Silverstein and Sendak to the rest of children’s literature. The rest is SHIT.

(If you haven’t read SCOTUS opinions before, there is generally a lengthy introduction prior to the opinion; you have to scroll down to the line stating “Justice Thomas delivered the opinion of the Court” to get to the beginning of the Opinion, and to see how others voted).

Uh, I’m actually an attorney who does quite a bit of appellate work, so I’m very aware of what a majority opinion is. On the list I linked (here it is again), everything in the “opinions” section is a majority opinion - one in which he wrote the lead opinion for the court. There may have been concurring opinions by…

No, he has written several hundred majority opinions - an amount equivalent to his peers on the court. Here’s a list: https://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/justices/thomas.dec.html#OPIN