Judge Kara Brown, ladies and gents.

Yay for Mindy Kaling! I’m always happy to see other new moms in my age bracket out there because (selfishly) it makes me feel less self-conscious about being an older mom.

I’m confused. The NY Post’s Page Six reported Mindy’s pregnancy as “an unexpected surprise.” But if it was a surprise, it would not have been expected, would it?

If they’re describing women as 5'10" 120#, that’s a dead giveaway right there.

That Serena Williams story is the most relatable young adult story I have possibly ever read. It makes me appreciate that you can be incredibly successful and still not quite have it all together, because sometimes experience is the only way you learn functioning adult shit.

They finally fucking did it.

Huh. So, let’s see here...

“As a small, young brand, we did not have the chance to influence the debate around social compliance issues,” she said. “But that has obviously changed during this past year.”

I’d love to see a movie about an eating disorder affecting someone who doesn’t look like their being affected by ED. I don’t think most people understand that you can be fat and be bulimic.

God they’re vile.

Whoah! Holy crap! That’s even worse than I expected! Do you have receipts? (Not that I don’t believe you, but I have to see this shit)

I read the headline to my kid. Her response? “I’MMA GO FIGHT SOMEONE.”

Insufficient interest in Rey or Monopoly?

Joe is a douche. Mika is a douche-enabler. Still, we have to welcome defections when they come since nothing is going to happen to Trump until Republicans start defecting.

I assume any drugs the Kardashian/Jenner clan do are those amphetamine-based ones that keep your appetite down. They probably get some really good ones for rich people that don’t make your heart explode.

I’m Chicana. Ethnic people can definitely be racist towards other minorities. Source: my grandparents, aunts, uncles, and cousins who say and believe horrible things about Black people

The issue isn’t whether or not this specific officer is a KKK cross burning swastika racist. The issue is the inherent and often unaware bias that exists among most Americans that gets distilled and supported in police forces. Police react to threats, and if you’ve grown up in a culture that frames black people as a…

There were two officers. One didn’t flinch. One shot the guy to death. If the reaction wasn’t the same, it wasn’t warranted.

First you must ask yourself: “Am I white enough?”