To celebrate the occasion, let us retell the story of the Schlegal sisters, two other also sort-of German members of the English ruling class, through the magic of Beatrice and Eugenie’s smallest, most whimsical hats.

Yes, I’m going to vote for pro-fracking when the alternative is pro-fascism.

This may doxx me but I used to work for the natural gas utility in that part of Wyoming, which was a direct beneficiary of the mineral rights of that ranch. There was no fracking there then and they wouldn’t need to do it now. But don’t take my word for it, take the Jezebel author and some rando PhD candidate (their…

Jesus fucking christ, it looks like it was made by a 12-year-old wearing glasses four prescriptions old. There are *so many* basic mistakes here, the kind of thing you learn the very first time you attempt your very first sampler. It’s a very sweet idea, and I’m sure she spent a fair amount of time on it (even bad…

OK, look, there’s very few things that get me upset, but that hand stitching is AWFUL. Look at those seams. An invisible stitch isn’t hard, I learned it as a child. And did she even use an embroidery hoop? look at all that puckering!

Jameela is correct, you just don’t like her because she is being voice of reason, by supporting trash who thinks, only thing that will make you happy is being skinny and having a body dysmorphia and appropriation. 

You guys have a hardon for hating Jamil. 

“For all of the Christians that are questioning my post with my husband’s hand on my boob

Pretty much nailed it. Most of Jezebel’s articles and headlines lately have been written in a similar trend. It’s not longer reporting - it’s just clickbait and an opportunity for the author to have an internal argument (but you know, in public for all of their readers to witness) with the subject they choose to drag,…

Fortunately, veterans like myself and current service members picked up on this character trait relatively early and Donald Trump is not popular with the military. Unfortunately our patriotic conservative family members have decided we suck for not actually loving (Trump) America and accuse us of being naive idiots…

Is Jez really doing a story about “how will the short little black lady swim”??? About the most amazing U.S. amateur female athlete? Yikes.

I’m pretty sure it makes me a bad person, because I suppose I’m thin-shaming, but as soon as I saw all that weight Adele lost, I lost a lot of respect for her. Like she wasn’t stunning where she was? I appreciated that she was gorgeous and elegant and classy *and* “overweight”. Now, she’s just another skinny celebrity…

“I wish him well.”

Maybe she’s not one for dancing, but the second-last character illustrated literally has two left feet. 

In their short tenure as The Sussexes, capital T capital S, Meghan Markle and the former Prince Harry have gathered around them quite a hodgepodge troupe of paparazzi, helicopter pilots, attack drones, and high-speed chase stunt people.

Oil tycoon heir Armie Hammer has pivoted to construction sitting in my fridge absorbing odor to eliminate unpleasant smells . [Us Weekly]

*Internet high five*

These kids aren’t doing anything that is intentionally trivializing the past. They are trying to understand history in a somewhat cringey way, it’s not their fault we have let society get mediated in a completely out-of-control way.

When I was young, before social media and all the connection of the internet, dressing up and role playing totally seemed like an appropriate way to learn about and empathize with the past. 

Take a look at this particular asshole’s recorded statements about the event. He really really does.