I reject the assumption that “bonded for life” means you have to have like... a daily friendship exchange with someone. I’m bonded for life with people I haven’t talked to in years. There are strangers I’ve met out at a bar that I feel like I bonded to for life even though I’ve never seen them again.

In case you needed your weekend ruined, Disney has just announced the next decade of Marvel programming at Comic Con 2019.

I guess the bit is how much you hate these movies that are usually a really fun way to spend an afternoon? And like, that’s fine, but I absolutely cannot fathom why you’d write this article in this tone. Is the idea that we’re also supposed to be on board with you going through a list of announcements with a growing…

Good thing this story wasn’t written in August, when people go on literal month-long vacations. Must be nice.

Only slightly hypocritical that this post was sandwiched between sponsored listicles about “best prime day deals”. 

And who will probably die in a shocking second-act twist in order to motivate Bond to kill the bad guy, because a) nothing serves as lazy motivation for hack screenwriters like revenge, b) by the end of the movie, Bond has to come out of retirement to keep servicing this decades-old stagnant franchise, and c) Bond…

“I’ve arrived at that time in an actress’s career where you either have to get serious or disappear, and I’d like to continue working, so I need an Oscar, rn.”

Honestly, I’d be all for her playing the part provided that she admitted that the only reason she gives a shit is because it’s classic Oscar bait.

I do not want gross giant growths on my body. My expanding midsection already makes me depressed.

Embarrassment, lack of insurance, unable to get a referral to a dermatologist, being told that there’s nothing to be done by a GP.

Probably. I suffer keloids myself and I live in a 3rd world country with access to free healthcare, and get them treated at a specialist for free. It’s something I’ll never take for granted.

That shorts suit looks ridiculous as all shorts suits do* but she looks like she’s having the best time ever so whatever. 🤷🏾‍♀️

White men always fear being treated the way they treat everyone else.  

I would love to see the team do tours of the residences of many of the world’s leaders just to put an exclamation point on their statement. 

Support the NWSL! All 23 of these champions play stateside. The NWSL just signed a tv deal with ESPN for the rest of the season and Budweiser is now an official sponsor. Not everyone in the league are allocated by USSF, in fact, bunned goddess Ali Krieger isn’t even allocated and she subbed in for an injured Kelley…

We should all be grateful for George Washington’s courageous seige of Newark Airport! A lot of people don’t know about that battle. But he ended up being a very weak president - only wanted two terms. Sad. For that matter, Benedict Arnold was treated very unfairly; NO COLLUSION!

I’m also annoyed that she described herself as a victim of Kim and Kanye. The recording may have been illegally distributed, but it did show the truth: Taylor consented to the lyrics in Kanye's song. She's not denying that 

So I decided to read up on this because honestly I don’t trust Taylor Swift. In my eyes she’s the paragon of manipulative feminism. She’s only a supporter when it benefits her and her outing by KimK just confirmed to me what I was suspicious about all along.

Yeah Ladies, stop talking about how you were abused or assaulted or raped or harassed. It’s hurting men’s ability to talk about your T & A. That’s the real travesty here! Gawd, ya killjoys. If you hens would just stop your clucking and take your sexual harassment like good girls, men would be free to keep on saying…

Seriously though, clearly you don’t get it, so I’ll try to explain. This is a conversation about an advertisement and whether the company which published the advertisement is pandering or being inconsistent by showing women who do not shave all of their body hair in their ads.